Episode 3 : Day Before National Day

8th August 2008, Friday


It was half-day today and my school celebrated Singapore's National Day. At least I don't have to see the teachers I dislike........................

I won't be using nicknames anymore. So if any of you are on of my friends, don't kill me or anything if your name's in here.

My classmate, Roy, was supposed to bring the key to unlock the classroom. BUT as usual, he came in late and his excuse is that he was at the canteen 'eating'! Most crappy excuse I've ever heard. Reliable Darween could not find the key 'cause Roy took it with him. Wah lao! People these days ah so unreliable man!

The whole school had a banner-making competition. We (and when I say we I mean my classmates and I.) did a pretty good job with our banner. 6 Loyalty's banner looked worst among the three Primary 6 classes. 6 Respect's banner looked the best. The star on it was out of shape but the rest of it looked excellent. I was part of the Observance Ceremony with my friends Asyraf, Ryan and Brandon.

My older brother sulks everytime and when I say 'sulk' I mean being a wet blanket. My father took away his PSP. An after-food fight involving my brother is always entertaining. The computer didn't work and Dennis (my elder brother) kept saying "Work damn it! Work!" He actually whacked the computer. What a loser!

Episode 2 : Seriously UNFAIR

6th August 2008, Wednesday

I know that some of you dislike teachers. But in the future, you will appreciate what they have done for you. Sometimes, teachers will hardly praise you if you don't do well in tests or even exams. Sometimes, out of the people who get commended are mostly teacher's pets or even geeks or nerds. I know 'cause one of my friends is a nerd. His name is KingKong. Speaking of names, every name I write is actually a nickname so bear that in mind. And when you want to read the previous episodes, please scroll down.

Okay. Here I go.............................................................................

Preparing for Singapore's National Day is never easy! I had to hold one corner of the Singapore flag throughout thr opening ceremony. Staying back until 5pm will never be enjoyed by me unless I get to do whatever I want without anyone scolding me. I bet that's a fantasy for any of you. I had to exchange places with my friend 'cause I can't hold something with a certain hand very long.

Then I had to design frames for the 2 Vice-Principals and the Principal. Some of them were actually very bad!

Someone in the class stole my sweets! If you're thinking that CandyAddict stole them, you're absolutely right 'cause I suspect him too! Surprisingly, Jungle also tried to steal some of my sweets but I caught him. I can't trust them anymore!

Coming home from school was a relief for me. Doing homework is what all of you hate right?That's what I hate too! I showed my parents some of my good results but then my father told me that he wanted me to do well in all subjects and that is what I'm gonna do.

Computer still didn't work.

Episode 1 : The beginning

Today, I'm gonna use episodes to show you what's happening in my daily life. People such as parents are not advised to read this for fun! Okay. Here I go..........................

5th August 2008, Tuesday

ICAS today man! What the heck?! No one told us lah and when I say 'us' I mean my classmates and yours truly. The ICAS was seriously EASY English questions. English anyone can do! Hopper and BigShow didn't bring proper stuff so I had to lend them pencils. But I lent them seriously miniturized pencils to teach them a lesson! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Dictator saw several mistakes in BigShow's paper. He kept coming to me for a pencil. What a laugh for everyone who saw the scenario!

I went to the 159 SBS bus to return home. CandyAddict kept bugging me for the darn sweets. He even took my umbrellaand put my secong bag beside a girl to 'force' me to give him some sweets. What the hell was he thinking?! Darn you CandyAddict! That dude seriously needs councilling! I tell you, I'm gonna give him what he deserves tomorrow!

To entertain myself, I put pointed stuff around my brother ComHog. He got that nickname 'cause he the guy who 'hogs' the computer everyday. You hardly see him away from the computer except when there is school.So anyway, after placing each item around the proper places, ComHog eventually woke up and felt the stuff around him. Ah sweet revenge! It took him a while to find out that the stuff was surrounding him. Never mind 'bout that.

Virus-filled computer didn't work! Most of the time it's always like that! I gotta do somethin' more interesting and entertaining like disturbing ComHog.......................

Clan Rankingz

In case you don't know the titles of The GAY Empire, here they are............
(as if I care!)

Level 1 - 5 :Regular guy
Level 6 - 20 : Gay
Level 21 - 30 : Gay Soldier
Level 31 - 45 : Gay Sniper Scout
Level 46 - 50 :Gay Lord
Level 90 - 100 : Prince of Gays
Level 500 : Gay Emperor

Of course, I'll tell you the titles of The Sissianz too....................................
Level 1 - 20 : Regular guy
Level 40 - 65 : Sissy
Level 70 - 84 : Super X Sissy
Level 85 - 98 : Sissy ShotGun Scout
Level 350 - 487 : Sissy Captain
Level 500 : Mega Sissy Emperor

And don't forget The DRAGON KNIGHTS clan............................................
Level 1 - 15 : Regular guy
Level 20 - 45 : Dragon Enforcer or Dragon Spy
Level 50 - 65 : DragonBattleGuard
Level 70 - 85 : Fire Storm General
Level 86 - 100 : Dragon Equipment Specialist
Level 300 - 480 : Omega Dragon Knight Commando
Level 500 : Ultimate Dragon Master

The Return Of The Torture Kingdom

Do you all remember th Torture Kingdom? You know...........about Thunder Jaws?

Well, another fool has joines the freakazoid clan. The fool'z nickname is Pimple Pop! (the name goes with the ! mark.)

The Dragon Clan had a few more recruits. Let me name some:

1.Sin Drag, the ULTIMATE DRAGON MASTER
2.Paika, the Fire Storm General
3.Flaxe, the DragonBattleGuard
4.Rat, the Dragon Enforcer

Pimple Pop! alwayz uses her pimple blaster(not nutcracker! Yup, Pimple Pop! is a female!)
Itz lame effects are :making us not to talk for a short period of time, making us look at her pimple and shouting like an idiot should! No offence to you femalez.

Well, everyday the number of clan members in the Torture Kingdom increases.
Paika is still training to avoid every single Gay he sees.
The Gay Emperor is now known as : The G-Man and Gay Dragon (he ain't from my clan!)
He still triez to touch boys' butts and goes near crowds to do somethin' I don't wanna mention!

True Sissy Stories

I guess ya'll read the " True Gay Stories ". If you didn't , then read it now! This is not about gayz so please read the " True Gay Stories ". This story is sort of related to the gay stories. The characters are: The Gay Emperor , Chicken and many others.(well, not that many more.)


A new empire has joined the war. The Sissy Empire! Or since it sounds so freakin' lame, I'll call it ..................................... The Sissianz!

Well the DRAGON KNIGHTS are gonna have a big problem when The Sissianz attack.........
I'm the leader of the DRAGON KNIGHTS so I gotta think fast!

I know that you know who the Sissy Emperor is. Yup, It'z Chicken! I heard recently from my dragon spies that Chicken is tryin' to be gay and The Gay Emperor is tryin' to be a big SISSY!!
When I mentioned I didn't want gays in the world, out POPS The Sissianz! What the heck is goin' on these dayz?!

Well, this is my story.................................



Weeks have passed and The Sissianz have started to attack regular people and
The GAY Empire fought people by startin' " catfights " if you know what I mean.

It's just impossible to try to de-gay and de-sissy all those victims. You think yours truly enjoys de-gayin' and de-sissiyin'! This is what I call a freakin' bummer! If you don't know how I feel then TRY it YOURSELF!!!!!!!! I won't tell you how lest The GAY Empire finds it.
So TOO BAD TOO SAD!


Do you all remember Big Show, Bulldozer and Shorty? How about Paika and Rat? Or me
Sin drag?

Bulldozer now follows Paika to many places and toilets so he'z now a GAYLORD! Paika has finally de-gayed his lil' brother Flaxe. (see....there are more characters in this zequel.)
I guess I have to let Flaxe join my clan and promote him to Dragon Spy. I've to infiltrate the other EMPIRES and get info on em'.

Shorty has been de-gayed but he's been turned into a half sissy. So I can't let em' join my clan.

Some Pictures for Your Entertainment.......

In case for you pokemon fans, this pokemon is RAYQUAZA!

It is a Dragon and a Flyin' type.


Weaknesses: Ice, Dragon, Rock









This is PALKIA!

It is a Water and Dragon type

Weaknesses: Dragon








This is DIALGA!

It is a Dragon and
Steel type.

Weaknesses: Ground,
Fighting













This is what happens when
DIALGA combines
with PALKIA!
I found this picture on the
internet. It has no name so

I'll call it PIALKA!

I don't know its type.

Weaknesses: ????????

<-------{Some Dragon Picturez}------->

Rise Of The Dragon Knights and

Fall Of The GAY Empire.

War wages between GAYZ and

Dragon Knights!

Betrayal is common in wars like this.............

I wonder why dragons always eat so much chilli before a battle..........................................

While Dragon Knights and Gayz were havin' war, the new breed of enemies arose ...................

The Torture Kingdom!

It is ruled by Thunder Jaws The Ruthless. They always told us to do stuff we don't wanna

do. Their Kingdom has the most power over the Dragon Knights Clan and

The GAY Empire! They give us work to do after every meeting in a certain place. If you know

what the Torture Kingdom consists of, well than your real smart! I'll give you all a thumbs up!

But if you don't, then don't worry. This is a Kingdom that is hard to decipher anyway!

The Eggyolk incident of 2006

I have a friend whose name I will also be nicknaming. So, his nickname is Chicken and there is

another friend whom I will be nicknaming so I'll just call him Big Show.(People who don't know

what cells are, then don't read this.)

In 2006, Chicken was asked to go to the whiteboard and draw an animal cell. After he finished drawin', the teacer said, "Oi! Chicken! Draw an animal cell not an eggyolk!" When he said that, we all burst into laughter! You know when an egg becomes a chick then into a chicken? Well, over the years, people have started calling him 'frozen chicken'.I guess they go according to the lifecycle of a common chicken Today, Big Show said that Chicken owns a country called 'Turkey'.

True Gay Stories

Yo! I've gotta friend who told me a funny story about gayz and some other stuff. To tell this story, I will not be using real names. So the charcters are: Rat, Paika, The GAY Emperor and of course me, The Sin Drag!

Well, this is the story.................13th February 2008. Today, I stayed back for my remedial. At a distance, I could see that The GAY Emperor was moving closer and closer to Paika and Rat! As Paika was movin' away from The GAY Emperor, The GAY Emperor himself was slowly movin' towards Paika. I think The GAY Emperor was tryin' to be gay as usual.............This is the direction they were both movin'-------------------->


This is the next story....................Today, my friend, Paika told me a story about him and The GAY Emperor. This is what Paika told yours truly," A! You know I can't forget this story and I have to keep repeatin' it. You know ah, The GAY Emperor touched me one day and I asked him why did he touch me and The GAY Emperor said 'we are friends what.' Then I said' ya you are my friend but not my boyfriend!' Walao leh! I will never forget this story.



Oh! And in case you did not find a clue in here, I'm in a boy school with 1 GAY Emperor, 30 GAYLORDS and 7 Gayrentices(Half gay.Gays + apprentice = Gayrentices)





STORY 2


Do you all still remember Paika and The GAY Emperor? Well, here's another story bout' em' and you can bet that it's a TRUE GAY STORY!


Today, Paika told me that 2 new people have joined the clan of gayz! The two people's names are also nicknamed. They are Bulldozer and Shorty. The GAY Emperor is creatin' a new breed of genetically altered super gayz. Paika's brother has been turned into a GAYRENTICE! Why must people act so gayish?! Is it too much too ask of a world with no GAYZ???????!!!!!!!!

About Siblings

Do you have an older brother? If not, then don't read this...................

Do you all know how annoying an older brother can be? They keep bullyin' ya and keep teasin' you? He always gets impatient every time I get to use the computer and he doesn't. He will often say this, "Oi! Brother! 5.30 then I use the computer ah?" Of course, some of your older brothers are kind-hearted, generous and don't quarrel with you as much as my brother does....Well then good for you.

Don't take this the wrong way but my brother is mostly not helpful but he still tries to help me anyway.

Some stuff and GAY LORDZ!

Whaz up yo? This will be my first story ya hear?

Yo! You guys have ever heard of GAY LORDS roaming around in ya school? If you yourself are a gay then don't read this yo. I have one of those GAYZ in ma own class yo. Let me tell you sometin' bout' gays:they wanna touch boys even though they themselves are boys. My rockin' friend tried an experiment one day. This is the experiment you may wanna try on the people you think are gay(for the record,the word "gay" that I'm usin' does NOT mean happy.)


First, say this in front of the guy you think is gay "I need to go to the toilet," and make sure that he hears it or the experiment will fail. If the dude you are testing actually follows you to the toilet then you got yourself a GAY LORD!!!
(actually,a gay lord is a person who is real gay. A normal gay is just a gay)


Call the GAY control. The cure for a new disease is to stay away from girlish activities until you think its cured. Well,REMEMBER to never ever be a GAY!