True Sissy Stories

I guess ya'll read the " True Gay Stories ". If you didn't , then read it now! This is not about gayz so please read the " True Gay Stories ". This story is sort of related to the gay stories. The characters are: The Gay Emperor , Chicken and many others.(well, not that many more.)


A new empire has joined the war. The Sissy Empire! Or since it sounds so freakin' lame, I'll call it ..................................... The Sissianz!

Well the DRAGON KNIGHTS are gonna have a big problem when The Sissianz attack.........
I'm the leader of the DRAGON KNIGHTS so I gotta think fast!

I know that you know who the Sissy Emperor is. Yup, It'z Chicken! I heard recently from my dragon spies that Chicken is tryin' to be gay and The Gay Emperor is tryin' to be a big SISSY!!
When I mentioned I didn't want gays in the world, out POPS The Sissianz! What the heck is goin' on these dayz?!

Well, this is my story.................................



Weeks have passed and The Sissianz have started to attack regular people and
The GAY Empire fought people by startin' " catfights " if you know what I mean.

It's just impossible to try to de-gay and de-sissy all those victims. You think yours truly enjoys de-gayin' and de-sissiyin'! This is what I call a freakin' bummer! If you don't know how I feel then TRY it YOURSELF!!!!!!!! I won't tell you how lest The GAY Empire finds it.
So TOO BAD TOO SAD!


Do you all remember Big Show, Bulldozer and Shorty? How about Paika and Rat? Or me
Sin drag?

Bulldozer now follows Paika to many places and toilets so he'z now a GAYLORD! Paika has finally de-gayed his lil' brother Flaxe. (see....there are more characters in this zequel.)
I guess I have to let Flaxe join my clan and promote him to Dragon Spy. I've to infiltrate the other EMPIRES and get info on em'.

Shorty has been de-gayed but he's been turned into a half sissy. So I can't let em' join my clan.

Some Pictures for Your Entertainment.......

In case for you pokemon fans, this pokemon is RAYQUAZA!

It is a Dragon and a Flyin' type.


Weaknesses: Ice, Dragon, Rock









This is PALKIA!

It is a Water and Dragon type

Weaknesses: Dragon








This is DIALGA!

It is a Dragon and
Steel type.

Weaknesses: Ground,
Fighting













This is what happens when
DIALGA combines
with PALKIA!
I found this picture on the
internet. It has no name so

I'll call it PIALKA!

I don't know its type.

Weaknesses: ????????

<-------{Some Dragon Picturez}------->

Rise Of The Dragon Knights and

Fall Of The GAY Empire.

War wages between GAYZ and

Dragon Knights!

Betrayal is common in wars like this.............

I wonder why dragons always eat so much chilli before a battle..........................................

While Dragon Knights and Gayz were havin' war, the new breed of enemies arose ...................

The Torture Kingdom!

It is ruled by Thunder Jaws The Ruthless. They always told us to do stuff we don't wanna

do. Their Kingdom has the most power over the Dragon Knights Clan and

The GAY Empire! They give us work to do after every meeting in a certain place. If you know

what the Torture Kingdom consists of, well than your real smart! I'll give you all a thumbs up!

But if you don't, then don't worry. This is a Kingdom that is hard to decipher anyway!

The Eggyolk incident of 2006

I have a friend whose name I will also be nicknaming. So, his nickname is Chicken and there is

another friend whom I will be nicknaming so I'll just call him Big Show.(People who don't know

what cells are, then don't read this.)

In 2006, Chicken was asked to go to the whiteboard and draw an animal cell. After he finished drawin', the teacer said, "Oi! Chicken! Draw an animal cell not an eggyolk!" When he said that, we all burst into laughter! You know when an egg becomes a chick then into a chicken? Well, over the years, people have started calling him 'frozen chicken'.I guess they go according to the lifecycle of a common chicken Today, Big Show said that Chicken owns a country called 'Turkey'.

True Gay Stories

Yo! I've gotta friend who told me a funny story about gayz and some other stuff. To tell this story, I will not be using real names. So the charcters are: Rat, Paika, The GAY Emperor and of course me, The Sin Drag!

Well, this is the story.................13th February 2008. Today, I stayed back for my remedial. At a distance, I could see that The GAY Emperor was moving closer and closer to Paika and Rat! As Paika was movin' away from The GAY Emperor, The GAY Emperor himself was slowly movin' towards Paika. I think The GAY Emperor was tryin' to be gay as usual.............This is the direction they were both movin'-------------------->


This is the next story....................Today, my friend, Paika told me a story about him and The GAY Emperor. This is what Paika told yours truly," A! You know I can't forget this story and I have to keep repeatin' it. You know ah, The GAY Emperor touched me one day and I asked him why did he touch me and The GAY Emperor said 'we are friends what.' Then I said' ya you are my friend but not my boyfriend!' Walao leh! I will never forget this story.



Oh! And in case you did not find a clue in here, I'm in a boy school with 1 GAY Emperor, 30 GAYLORDS and 7 Gayrentices(Half gay.Gays + apprentice = Gayrentices)





STORY 2


Do you all still remember Paika and The GAY Emperor? Well, here's another story bout' em' and you can bet that it's a TRUE GAY STORY!


Today, Paika told me that 2 new people have joined the clan of gayz! The two people's names are also nicknamed. They are Bulldozer and Shorty. The GAY Emperor is creatin' a new breed of genetically altered super gayz. Paika's brother has been turned into a GAYRENTICE! Why must people act so gayish?! Is it too much too ask of a world with no GAYZ???????!!!!!!!!

About Siblings

Do you have an older brother? If not, then don't read this...................

Do you all know how annoying an older brother can be? They keep bullyin' ya and keep teasin' you? He always gets impatient every time I get to use the computer and he doesn't. He will often say this, "Oi! Brother! 5.30 then I use the computer ah?" Of course, some of your older brothers are kind-hearted, generous and don't quarrel with you as much as my brother does....Well then good for you.

Don't take this the wrong way but my brother is mostly not helpful but he still tries to help me anyway.

Some stuff and GAY LORDZ!

Whaz up yo? This will be my first story ya hear?

Yo! You guys have ever heard of GAY LORDS roaming around in ya school? If you yourself are a gay then don't read this yo. I have one of those GAYZ in ma own class yo. Let me tell you sometin' bout' gays:they wanna touch boys even though they themselves are boys. My rockin' friend tried an experiment one day. This is the experiment you may wanna try on the people you think are gay(for the record,the word "gay" that I'm usin' does NOT mean happy.)


First, say this in front of the guy you think is gay "I need to go to the toilet," and make sure that he hears it or the experiment will fail. If the dude you are testing actually follows you to the toilet then you got yourself a GAY LORD!!!
(actually,a gay lord is a person who is real gay. A normal gay is just a gay)


Call the GAY control. The cure for a new disease is to stay away from girlish activities until you think its cured. Well,REMEMBER to never ever be a GAY!