Episode 3 : Day Before National Day

8th August 2008, Friday


It was half-day today and my school celebrated Singapore's National Day. At least I don't have to see the teachers I dislike........................

I won't be using nicknames anymore. So if any of you are on of my friends, don't kill me or anything if your name's in here.

My classmate, Roy, was supposed to bring the key to unlock the classroom. BUT as usual, he came in late and his excuse is that he was at the canteen 'eating'! Most crappy excuse I've ever heard. Reliable Darween could not find the key 'cause Roy took it with him. Wah lao! People these days ah so unreliable man!

The whole school had a banner-making competition. We (and when I say we I mean my classmates and I.) did a pretty good job with our banner. 6 Loyalty's banner looked worst among the three Primary 6 classes. 6 Respect's banner looked the best. The star on it was out of shape but the rest of it looked excellent. I was part of the Observance Ceremony with my friends Asyraf, Ryan and Brandon.

My older brother sulks everytime and when I say 'sulk' I mean being a wet blanket. My father took away his PSP. An after-food fight involving my brother is always entertaining. The computer didn't work and Dennis (my elder brother) kept saying "Work damn it! Work!" He actually whacked the computer. What a loser!

Episode 2 : Seriously UNFAIR

6th August 2008, Wednesday

I know that some of you dislike teachers. But in the future, you will appreciate what they have done for you. Sometimes, teachers will hardly praise you if you don't do well in tests or even exams. Sometimes, out of the people who get commended are mostly teacher's pets or even geeks or nerds. I know 'cause one of my friends is a nerd. His name is KingKong. Speaking of names, every name I write is actually a nickname so bear that in mind. And when you want to read the previous episodes, please scroll down.

Okay. Here I go.............................................................................

Preparing for Singapore's National Day is never easy! I had to hold one corner of the Singapore flag throughout thr opening ceremony. Staying back until 5pm will never be enjoyed by me unless I get to do whatever I want without anyone scolding me. I bet that's a fantasy for any of you. I had to exchange places with my friend 'cause I can't hold something with a certain hand very long.

Then I had to design frames for the 2 Vice-Principals and the Principal. Some of them were actually very bad!

Someone in the class stole my sweets! If you're thinking that CandyAddict stole them, you're absolutely right 'cause I suspect him too! Surprisingly, Jungle also tried to steal some of my sweets but I caught him. I can't trust them anymore!

Coming home from school was a relief for me. Doing homework is what all of you hate right?That's what I hate too! I showed my parents some of my good results but then my father told me that he wanted me to do well in all subjects and that is what I'm gonna do.

Computer still didn't work.

Episode 1 : The beginning

Today, I'm gonna use episodes to show you what's happening in my daily life. People such as parents are not advised to read this for fun! Okay. Here I go..........................

5th August 2008, Tuesday

ICAS today man! What the heck?! No one told us lah and when I say 'us' I mean my classmates and yours truly. The ICAS was seriously EASY English questions. English anyone can do! Hopper and BigShow didn't bring proper stuff so I had to lend them pencils. But I lent them seriously miniturized pencils to teach them a lesson! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Dictator saw several mistakes in BigShow's paper. He kept coming to me for a pencil. What a laugh for everyone who saw the scenario!

I went to the 159 SBS bus to return home. CandyAddict kept bugging me for the darn sweets. He even took my umbrellaand put my secong bag beside a girl to 'force' me to give him some sweets. What the hell was he thinking?! Darn you CandyAddict! That dude seriously needs councilling! I tell you, I'm gonna give him what he deserves tomorrow!

To entertain myself, I put pointed stuff around my brother ComHog. He got that nickname 'cause he the guy who 'hogs' the computer everyday. You hardly see him away from the computer except when there is school.So anyway, after placing each item around the proper places, ComHog eventually woke up and felt the stuff around him. Ah sweet revenge! It took him a while to find out that the stuff was surrounding him. Never mind 'bout that.

Virus-filled computer didn't work! Most of the time it's always like that! I gotta do somethin' more interesting and entertaining like disturbing ComHog.......................

Clan Rankingz

In case you don't know the titles of The GAY Empire, here they are............
(as if I care!)

Level 1 - 5 :Regular guy
Level 6 - 20 : Gay
Level 21 - 30 : Gay Soldier
Level 31 - 45 : Gay Sniper Scout
Level 46 - 50 :Gay Lord
Level 90 - 100 : Prince of Gays
Level 500 : Gay Emperor

Of course, I'll tell you the titles of The Sissianz too....................................
Level 1 - 20 : Regular guy
Level 40 - 65 : Sissy
Level 70 - 84 : Super X Sissy
Level 85 - 98 : Sissy ShotGun Scout
Level 350 - 487 : Sissy Captain
Level 500 : Mega Sissy Emperor

And don't forget The DRAGON KNIGHTS clan............................................
Level 1 - 15 : Regular guy
Level 20 - 45 : Dragon Enforcer or Dragon Spy
Level 50 - 65 : DragonBattleGuard
Level 70 - 85 : Fire Storm General
Level 86 - 100 : Dragon Equipment Specialist
Level 300 - 480 : Omega Dragon Knight Commando
Level 500 : Ultimate Dragon Master

The Return Of The Torture Kingdom

Do you all remember th Torture Kingdom? You know...........about Thunder Jaws?

Well, another fool has joines the freakazoid clan. The fool'z nickname is Pimple Pop! (the name goes with the ! mark.)

The Dragon Clan had a few more recruits. Let me name some:

1.Sin Drag, the ULTIMATE DRAGON MASTER
2.Paika, the Fire Storm General
3.Flaxe, the DragonBattleGuard
4.Rat, the Dragon Enforcer

Pimple Pop! alwayz uses her pimple blaster(not nutcracker! Yup, Pimple Pop! is a female!)
Itz lame effects are :making us not to talk for a short period of time, making us look at her pimple and shouting like an idiot should! No offence to you femalez.

Well, everyday the number of clan members in the Torture Kingdom increases.
Paika is still training to avoid every single Gay he sees.
The Gay Emperor is now known as : The G-Man and Gay Dragon (he ain't from my clan!)
He still triez to touch boys' butts and goes near crowds to do somethin' I don't wanna mention!

True Sissy Stories

I guess ya'll read the " True Gay Stories ". If you didn't , then read it now! This is not about gayz so please read the " True Gay Stories ". This story is sort of related to the gay stories. The characters are: The Gay Emperor , Chicken and many others.(well, not that many more.)


A new empire has joined the war. The Sissy Empire! Or since it sounds so freakin' lame, I'll call it ..................................... The Sissianz!

Well the DRAGON KNIGHTS are gonna have a big problem when The Sissianz attack.........
I'm the leader of the DRAGON KNIGHTS so I gotta think fast!

I know that you know who the Sissy Emperor is. Yup, It'z Chicken! I heard recently from my dragon spies that Chicken is tryin' to be gay and The Gay Emperor is tryin' to be a big SISSY!!
When I mentioned I didn't want gays in the world, out POPS The Sissianz! What the heck is goin' on these dayz?!

Well, this is my story.................................



Weeks have passed and The Sissianz have started to attack regular people and
The GAY Empire fought people by startin' " catfights " if you know what I mean.

It's just impossible to try to de-gay and de-sissy all those victims. You think yours truly enjoys de-gayin' and de-sissiyin'! This is what I call a freakin' bummer! If you don't know how I feel then TRY it YOURSELF!!!!!!!! I won't tell you how lest The GAY Empire finds it.
So TOO BAD TOO SAD!


Do you all remember Big Show, Bulldozer and Shorty? How about Paika and Rat? Or me
Sin drag?

Bulldozer now follows Paika to many places and toilets so he'z now a GAYLORD! Paika has finally de-gayed his lil' brother Flaxe. (see....there are more characters in this zequel.)
I guess I have to let Flaxe join my clan and promote him to Dragon Spy. I've to infiltrate the other EMPIRES and get info on em'.

Shorty has been de-gayed but he's been turned into a half sissy. So I can't let em' join my clan.