Episode 3 : Day Before National Day

8th August 2008, Friday


It was half-day today and my school celebrated Singapore's National Day. At least I don't have to see the teachers I dislike........................

I won't be using nicknames anymore. So if any of you are on of my friends, don't kill me or anything if your name's in here.

My classmate, Roy, was supposed to bring the key to unlock the classroom. BUT as usual, he came in late and his excuse is that he was at the canteen 'eating'! Most crappy excuse I've ever heard. Reliable Darween could not find the key 'cause Roy took it with him. Wah lao! People these days ah so unreliable man!

The whole school had a banner-making competition. We (and when I say we I mean my classmates and I.) did a pretty good job with our banner. 6 Loyalty's banner looked worst among the three Primary 6 classes. 6 Respect's banner looked the best. The star on it was out of shape but the rest of it looked excellent. I was part of the Observance Ceremony with my friends Asyraf, Ryan and Brandon.

My older brother sulks everytime and when I say 'sulk' I mean being a wet blanket. My father took away his PSP. An after-food fight involving my brother is always entertaining. The computer didn't work and Dennis (my elder brother) kept saying "Work damn it! Work!" He actually whacked the computer. What a loser!

Episode 2 : Seriously UNFAIR

6th August 2008, Wednesday

I know that some of you dislike teachers. But in the future, you will appreciate what they have done for you. Sometimes, teachers will hardly praise you if you don't do well in tests or even exams. Sometimes, out of the people who get commended are mostly teacher's pets or even geeks or nerds. I know 'cause one of my friends is a nerd. His name is KingKong. Speaking of names, every name I write is actually a nickname so bear that in mind. And when you want to read the previous episodes, please scroll down.

Okay. Here I go.............................................................................

Preparing for Singapore's National Day is never easy! I had to hold one corner of the Singapore flag throughout thr opening ceremony. Staying back until 5pm will never be enjoyed by me unless I get to do whatever I want without anyone scolding me. I bet that's a fantasy for any of you. I had to exchange places with my friend 'cause I can't hold something with a certain hand very long.

Then I had to design frames for the 2 Vice-Principals and the Principal. Some of them were actually very bad!

Someone in the class stole my sweets! If you're thinking that CandyAddict stole them, you're absolutely right 'cause I suspect him too! Surprisingly, Jungle also tried to steal some of my sweets but I caught him. I can't trust them anymore!

Coming home from school was a relief for me. Doing homework is what all of you hate right?That's what I hate too! I showed my parents some of my good results but then my father told me that he wanted me to do well in all subjects and that is what I'm gonna do.

Computer still didn't work.

Episode 1 : The beginning

Today, I'm gonna use episodes to show you what's happening in my daily life. People such as parents are not advised to read this for fun! Okay. Here I go..........................

5th August 2008, Tuesday

ICAS today man! What the heck?! No one told us lah and when I say 'us' I mean my classmates and yours truly. The ICAS was seriously EASY English questions. English anyone can do! Hopper and BigShow didn't bring proper stuff so I had to lend them pencils. But I lent them seriously miniturized pencils to teach them a lesson! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Dictator saw several mistakes in BigShow's paper. He kept coming to me for a pencil. What a laugh for everyone who saw the scenario!

I went to the 159 SBS bus to return home. CandyAddict kept bugging me for the darn sweets. He even took my umbrellaand put my secong bag beside a girl to 'force' me to give him some sweets. What the hell was he thinking?! Darn you CandyAddict! That dude seriously needs councilling! I tell you, I'm gonna give him what he deserves tomorrow!

To entertain myself, I put pointed stuff around my brother ComHog. He got that nickname 'cause he the guy who 'hogs' the computer everyday. You hardly see him away from the computer except when there is school.So anyway, after placing each item around the proper places, ComHog eventually woke up and felt the stuff around him. Ah sweet revenge! It took him a while to find out that the stuff was surrounding him. Never mind 'bout that.

Virus-filled computer didn't work! Most of the time it's always like that! I gotta do somethin' more interesting and entertaining like disturbing ComHog.......................