Thursday, April 17, 2008

Clan Rankingz

In case you don't know the titles of The GAY Empire, here they are............
(as if I care!)

Level 1 - 5 :Regular guy
Level 6 - 20 : Gay
Level 21 - 30 : Gay Soldier
Level 31 - 45 : Gay Sniper Scout
Level 46 - 50 :Gay Lord
Level 90 - 100 : Prince of Gays
Level 500 : Gay Emperor

Of course, I'll tell you the titles of The Sissianz too....................................
Level 1 - 20 : Regular guy
Level 40 - 65 : Sissy
Level 70 - 84 : Super X Sissy
Level 85 - 98 : Sissy ShotGun Scout
Level 350 - 487 : Sissy Captain
Level 500 : Mega Sissy Emperor

And don't forget The DRAGON KNIGHTS clan............................................
Level 1 - 15 : Regular guy
Level 20 - 45 : Dragon Enforcer or Dragon Spy
Level 50 - 65 : DragonBattleGuard
Level 70 - 85 : Fire Storm General
Level 86 - 100 : Dragon Equipment Specialist
Level 300 - 480 : Omega Dragon Knight Commando
Level 500 : Ultimate Dragon Master

The Return Of The Torture Kingdom

Do you all remember th Torture Kingdom? You know...........about Thunder Jaws?

Well, another fool has joines the freakazoid clan. The fool'z nickname is Pimple Pop! (the name goes with the ! mark.)

The Dragon Clan had a few more recruits. Let me name some:

1.Sin Drag, the ULTIMATE DRAGON MASTER
2.Paika, the Fire Storm General
3.Flaxe, the DragonBattleGuard
4.Rat, the Dragon Enforcer

Pimple Pop! alwayz uses her pimple blaster(not nutcracker! Yup, Pimple Pop! is a female!)
Itz lame effects are :making us not to talk for a short period of time, making us look at her pimple and shouting like an idiot should! No offence to you femalez.

Well, everyday the number of clan members in the Torture Kingdom increases.
Paika is still training to avoid every single Gay he sees.
The Gay Emperor is now known as : The G-Man and Gay Dragon (he ain't from my clan!)
He still triez to touch boys' butts and goes near crowds to do somethin' I don't wanna mention!